Even if you were wrong yesterday, you can get it right today.” – Dwight HowardĢ3. “Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don’t speak bird.” - Kurt Cobain Brighten Your Day from the Get-go: Funny Early Morning Quotes for a Positive StartĢ2. ![]() “So far as I know, anything worth hearing is not usually uttered at seven o’clock in the morning and if it is, it will generally be repeated at a more reasonable hour for a larger and more wakeful audience.” - Moss HartĢ1. "You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom" ? AnonymousĢ0. “When reality and dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” - Crystal Woodsġ9. “Sometimes I wake up and think I should start wearing a beret, but I don’t do it.” - Mitch Hedbergġ8. "There are no traffic jams along the extra mile." ? Roger Staubachġ7. I paid hundreds of dollars to buy my phone.” - Job Mightġ6. “Some bad mornings I just feel like breaking the damn alarm but then one thing always stops me. "Getting a good start in the morning is the difference between having a mentally and physically good day and a terrible day." ? Sumit Gautam Start Your Morning with a Chuckle: Funny Morning Quotes to Make You Smileġ5. I make noises when I stretch because it feels ten times better than stretching silently.” - Kevin Hearneġ4. “I yawned and stretched luxuriously in the morning. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplinġ3. "Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we’d wake up and say, “Anything I can do for You today, Lord?" ? Burton Hillisġ2. “There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.” - Kristen Chandlerġ1. "Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available." ? Jim Beggsġ0. ![]() “My routine is to ride that snooze button as far as it will take me, take a quick shower, get dressed in the dark, and bolt out the door.” - Willie Geistĩ. “Mornings are pure evil from the pits of hell, which is why I don’t do them anymore.” - Rachel Caine Get Your Daily Dose of Laughter with Crazy Funny Good Morning QuotesĨ. "As you ramble through life, whatever be your goal keep your eye upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." ? Irish Sayingħ. ![]() Yet, between morning and evening, she laughs at our sorrows." ? Kahlil Gibranĥ. "Any morning message the good Lord lets you open your eyes that’s a day He has something for you to do." ? AnonymousĤ.
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